ACTUALLY, the song 'questions - brandy' isnt the perfect song for this technically, but literally it is. SO i've been addicited to watching House M.D and I GET IT NOW. its supposed to be connected to Sherlock Holmes. LOOK Gregory HOUSE and Sherlock Holmes (pronounced HOMES) homes = house. HAHAHA im sooo clever.
kso, anyways on to what im planning to do. I have this app on my itouch where it showes some random 'unanswered questions' AND i wanna give my *smarticle* answers 8) I just put it on random so i'll answer the questions on how i see them .. i think this is gonna be long, you dont have to read if you dont want 8).
1) Q: why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it 'gels' the smell is gone? A: easy, the smell turns into the flavor
2) Q: In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end? A: so when people buy them for other people, they can write some type of dedication on those pages. how thoughtful of the publishers (:
3) Q: why does triangularily cut bred taste better then square cut bread? A: it doesn't its all in your mind, dumbass. HAHA
4) Q: why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? A: the fridge is used just to chill the foods, meaning, not alot of coldness. and the light produces heat which makes it less cold inside that area. the freezer on the other hand has to be as cold as it can get, and without the light it gets the maximum effect.
5) Q: if its zero degrees outside today, and its supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? A: 0o0o chemistry question. zero degrees is the same as 273 Kelvin. so technically speaking, if its twice as cold as zero degrees or 273Kelvin, you'd have to halve the Kelvin temperature (putting in mind the 'twice as COLD') so it would be 136.5 Kelvin or -136.5 degrees. so hun, its gonna be REALLY cold, dont ask again. haha
6) Q: why do you press harder on a remote-conrol when you know the battery is dead? A: im guilty for doing this, but only because to make sure that the battery is actually dead, and not just put in the wrong way.
7) I FREAKING LOVE THIS ONE *story time* one day, there was a winter vacay band class, me and gyan randomly thought it would be fun to ask mr.hemmerling this question and his answer was simply "i dont know" Q: When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go? A: it doesn't leave, its still there. you just can't see it 8)
8) Q: Do you wake up or open your eyes first? A: well it depends on how willing you are you get up when you awake. but personally, i think you wake up first, and then choose to open your eyes later on.
9) Q: why do dogs like to sniff other dog's butts? A: its actually a way to identify them, to get their scent. cause theres different dog perfumes that can change the scent of the fur, and no one can change the scent if the dog's feacle matter.
10) Q: If an escalator breaks down, does it become stairs? A: yes, dumbass. LOL
11) Q: is boneless chicken considered an invertebrate? A: NO. its poultry with the bones taken out before hand to make it easier for the consumer.
12) Q: why do they put holes in crackers? A: to give room for steam to leave, because crackers are made with more shortening then bread and cookies. they are also more dry. they can also use the holes as a trademark for the company.
13) Q: can a short person 'talk down' to a taller person? A: this is a very stereotypical question. OF COURSE a short person can talk down a person taller than themselves. the term 'talk down' means to make the person feel unworthy and disgusting. anyone can talk down to anyone. no matter the height, size OR age.
14) Q: Can you say "put it where the sun dont shine" on a nude beach? A: well yeah you can say that, but its kinda contradictory. if they have to put it way, you do too. no hypocrysy allowed. haha i cant spell that.
k im tired of this. hahaha. i'll finish my wisdom some other time 8)
" If there is ever a tomorrow when we are not together
there is something you must always remember;
you are braver than you believe,stronger than you seem
and smarter than you think, but most important of all, even if we are apart, I’ll always be with you."